var howMany = 109 // This # should always be the same as the number of the last quote var quote = new Array(howMany+1) quote[0]='"What if I don\'t want to be queen? It\'s no fun."
-- Kiara' quote[1]='"The good news is we found your daughter. The bad news is we dropped a warthog on her.
-- Timon' quote[2]='"One day I won\'t be here and I need you to carry on in my place."
-- Simba' quote[3]='"Roasty toasty princess . . . roasty toasty princess!"
-- Nuka' quote[4]='"Who\'s going to teach him the really important stuff, like how to belch and dig for grubs?
-- Timon' quote[5]='"Oh, sire! Your sense of humor never fails to abuse me!"
-- Zazu' quote[6]='"Simba\'s new cub is a girl!"
-- Vitani' quote[7]='"A wise king once told me we are one."
-- Kiara' quote[8]='"Alright, impress me. We start at dawn."
-- Kiara' quote[9]='"His daughter squealing in my grasp!"
-- Zira' quote[10]='"Don\'t worry Kiara! Uncle Pumbaa\'s comin\'!"
-- Pumbaa' quote[11]='"Beware of Shenzi in a frenzy."
-- Mufasa' quote[12]='"You were pretty brave, too."
-- Kovu' quote[13]='"Kovu . . . Kiara . . . together? This is the plan?"
-- Rafiki' quote[14]='"Who are you, Pride Lander?"
-- Kovu' quote[15]='"We are all part of the great circle of life."
-- Simba' quote[16]='"If there\'s so much I must be, can I still just be me, the way I am?"
-- Kiara' quote[17]='"Can I trust in my own heart, or am I just one part, of some big plan?"
-- Kiara' quote[18]='"Together we\'ll rule the Pride Lands!"
-- Kovu' quote[19]='"Our place is with our pride. If we run away, they\'ll be divided forever."
-- Kiara' quote[20]='"C\'mere, birdy. Chase me now."
-- Kiara' quote[21]='"Oh, Timon, you worry too much."
-- Kiara' quote[22]='"A compromise is the art of dividing a zebra in such a way that everyone believes he or she has the biggest piece."
-- Mufasa' quote[23]='"The mighty hunter has cornered her prey . . . "
-- Kiara' quote[24]='"I\'m guarding the Pride Lands now. No one will get past me!"
-- Kiara' quote[25]='"And aloha means GOODBYE!"
-- Kiara' quote[26]='"Don\'t worry, Simba. We\'re on her like stink on a warthog."
-- Timon' quote[27]='"I\'m not just a princess, you know. That\'s only half of who I am!"
-- Kiara' quote[28]='"Whoa, man-- did you see the size of those teeth?"
-- Kiara' quote[29]='"Oh Mufasa, every day Kiara grows more beautiful, into a queen that will someday make us all very proud."
-- Rafiki' quote[30]='"I can\'t believe we lost her again. This is the eight thousandth time!"
-- Timon' quote[31]='"Where\'s your pretty daughter, Nala?"
-- Vitani' quote[32]='"Someone\'s gotta get a beeper for that kid!"
-- Timon' quote[33]='"What if I don\'t want to be queen? It\'s no fun."
-- Kiara' quote[34]='"I\'m sorry, Princess. Were you saying something? I wasn\'t listening."
-- Timon' quote[35]='"Now Princess Kiara, as Simba\'s daughter, you know better than to run off all alone."
-- Pumbaa' quote[36]='"You thought you could get to the daughter and Simba would welcome you with open arms? What an idea . . . what an idea!"
-- Zira' quote[37]='"I laugh in the face of danger!"
-- Simba' quote[38]='"I\'m surrounded by idiots."
-- Scar' quote[39]='"Hakuna Matata. It means \'No worries\'!"
-- Pumbaa' quote[40]='"The past can hurt... but the way I see it, you can either run from it—or learn from it."
-- Rafiki' quote[41]='"They CALL me... MISTER PIG!"
-- Pumbaa' quote[42]='"It looks like a shower curtain from the Guggenheim!"
-- Zazu' quote[43]='"It looks like a shower curtain from IKEA!"
-- Zazu' quote[44]='"Carnivores... oy!"
-- Timon' quote[45]='"Life\'s not fair, is it?"
-- Scar' quote[46]='"Welcome to our humble home!"
-- Timon' quote[47]='"Can\'t I just pick off one of the little sick ones?"
-- Banzai' quote[48]='"Hey, Kovu. Wanna fight?"
-- Vitani' quote[49]='"Pounce at every challenge."
-- Mufasa' quote[50]='"One who is born a lion must roar."
-- Mufasa' quote[51]='"Very little in life is black or white—except if you\'re a zebra!"
-- Mufasa' quote[52]='"Always think before you roar."
-- Mufasa' quote[53]='"Don\'t choose your friends based on the color of their fur, where they live, or their species."
-- Mufasa' quote[54]='"Be brave only when you have to be—don\'t go looking for trouble."
-- Mufasa' quote[55]='"Never ride an ostrich on a full stomach."
-- Mufasa' quote[56]='"I always thought they were big balls of gas burning billions of miles away."
-- Pumbaa' quote[57]='"A father\'s footsteps are large and deep."
-- Mufasa' quote[58]='"A lion who has not learned to obey and respect his elders cannot make a good lion king."
-- Mufasa' quote[59]='"The monkey\'s his uncle?
-- Timon' quote[60]='"Who\'s got a scar?"
-- Pumbaa' quote[61]='"Don\'t you understand? You\'re our only hope."
-- Nala' quote[62]='"Don\'t be sneaky with Rafiki."
-- Mufasa' quote[63]='"If you try to be too sharp, you\'ll cut yourself."
-- Mufasa' quote[64]='"Do not step on the tail of a sleeping alligator."
-- Mufasa' quote[65]='"You can tell a lot about a lion\'s character by the company he keeps."
-- Mufasa' quote[66]='"Outlands, Schmoutlands! This is better than Disneyland!"
-- Timon' quote[67]='"Never blow your nose in an elephant’s ear."
-- Mufasa' quote[68]='"Always lend a helping paw."
-- Mufasa' quote[69]='"Where hyenas wrangle, drool will dangle."
-- Mufasa' quote[70]='"Good taste is in the mouth of the beholder."
-- Mufasa' quote[71]='"Forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know."
-- Scar' quote[72]='"From Pride Rock to the pit of shame. We’re so low on the food chain we’re underground."
-- Timon' quote[73]='"It’s not gravel! It’s grovel . . . and don’t!"
-- Timon' quote[74]='"What have you got against the concept of a good night’s sleep?"
-- Timon' quote[75]='"Is that my little Binky? I love that Binky! I haven’t seen it in years."
-- Timon' quote[76]='"The problems of a couple wacky kids like us don’t amount to a hill of termites in this nutty circle of life thing."
-- Timon' quote[77]='"I say we skip the wedding and go straight to the buffet."
-- Banzai' quote[78]='"One day I won\'t be here and I need you to carry on in my place.
-- Simba' quote[79]='"It’s either that slug I ate or I’m having an epiphany!"
-- Timon' quote[80]='"I’m going to the big, pointy rock! Right?"
-- Timon' quote[81]='"So, you see, that’s why they call it a dung beetle."
-- Pumbaa' quote[82]='"After a long day of doing nothing it’s good to kick back."
-- Pumbaa' quote[83]='"Yes, please. But be a dear and just skip to the part about Simba. Not that your childhood wasn’t fascinating."
-- Timon' quote[84]='"Blah, blah, blah. Why is she toying with us? This crazy chick is going to eat us!"
-- Timon' quote[85]='"And I thought beans were the only musical food."
-- Banzai' quote[86]='"That’s it. No more fortune cookies for you."
-- Timon' quote[87]='"Well, you know what they say: When the student is ready the teacher appears."
-- Pumbaa' quote[88]='"The world out there is fraught with danger. Fraught, I tell you!"
-- Uncle Max' quote[89]='"Applaud now, sonny boy! But try clapping when you don’t have any hands."
-- Uncle Max' quote[90]='"Either this is the entrance to the public library or we’re in a lot of trouble."
-- Timon' quote[91]='"Don’t you know that the shortest distance between me and my dream home is a straight line?"
-- Timon' quote[92]='"Be a good lad and prove that you can do one thing right. Stay on this rock and wait for your surprise."
-- Scar' quote[93]='"Don’t you know that the shortest distance between me and my dream home is a straight line?"
-- Timon' quote[94]='"Never underestimate the power of a lioness."
-- Mufasa' quote[95]='"Be wiser than other lions, but do not tell them so."
-- Mufasa' quote[96]='"Only the antelope can jump to conclusions."
-- Mufasa' quote[97]='"Watch where you aim that morning breath. That should come with a warning label."
-- Timon' quote[98]='"You two are as different as twilight and dusk."
-- Timon’s Ma' quote[99]='"A lion who does not remember his mistakes will repeat them."
-- Mufasa' quote[100]='"When a lion is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package."
-- Mufasa' quote[101]='"If you’re thirsty, follow the water buffalo."
-- Mufasa' quote[102]='"Every lion king should learn to do one thing very well because he likes it and one thing very well because he doesn’t like it."
-- Mufasa' quote[103]='"It looks like a shower curtain from Pier 1!"
-- Zazu' quote[104]='"Scar was dropped on his head when he was a cub. That’s when all the trouble began."
-- Zazu' quote[105]='"Pumbaa, I’m always catching your drift.!"
-- Timon' quote[106]='"I’ve reached the pinnacle but the view is bleak."
-- Scar' quote[107]='"Zazu, sometimes I can’t resist ruffling your feathers."
-- Mufasa' quote[108]='"He looks more like the king’s major dumbo."
-- Shenzi' quote[109]='"I think it’s time I introduced you to my new executive staff; maybe not the kind that you’re used to but they’re certainly game for a laugh."
-- Scar' function rndnumber(){ var randscript = -1 while (randscript < 0 || randscript > howMany || isNaN(randscript)){ randscript = parseInt(Math.random()*(howMany+1)) } return randscript } quo = rndnumber() quox = quote[quo] document.write(quox)